This week we catch up with hulking prop Jarrad Szczudlo in our 2014 player profile series.
Firstly, how do we pronounce your name?! (Laughs) It's Zoo-d-low.
(At this point, Jarrad showed our interviewer's lack of knowledge of his own ancestry up, so we'll just move on)
Date of Birth: 9 January 1993
Which NRl team did you follow as a kid? Newcastle
Who did you play junior footy with? All Saints Liverpool
What is your earliest football memory? Watching the Knights Grand Final win in 2001
What advice would you give young players? Repetition is the mother of skill
Which sport would you play if you weren't playing league? Cricket or basketball
What's the best advice you've received? EXTRAS EXTRAS EXTRAS!!! (We think that means you should always do extra training...)
What was your first job? Store assistant at League Zone Liverpool (Living the dream!)
Which three people would you invite to dinner? The Rock, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jennifer Lawrence
What is you greatest fear? Heights
What was your most embarrassing moment? When I was two years old I went to the toilet in a public swimming pool... (EDIT: We'll just leave that there, because it gets worse...)